Moose Part I: Encounters

If you live in much of Alaska, moose will inevitably factor into your life experiences.  Kären and I are no exception.

My first significant encounter came one spring in the mid-1960s when three of us set out in our 17-foot Grumman canoe on the Kenai Peninsula's Swan Lake Canoe Trail.  Naturally, as an aspiring wildlife photographer knowing about as much about moose as I do quantum physics, I packed along my new telephoto equipped Yashica SLR camera.  Canoeing through one lake we spotted a cow moose on a tiny spruce-covered island.  Aha, a wildlife photo opportunity!  Approaching the island we quickly realized she also had a calf.  Wow, this was my big chance.   However, the moose disagreed and led her calf to the opposite side of the island.

For the record, to reduce chances of being discovered by bears or wolves, cow moose will often "start their family" on isolated islands of trees, in this case, on an island in a lake.  

With the moose still in sight, but without a clear shot, I naively decided to disembark our canoe to climb up the, perhaps six-foot, bank at the edge of the island hoping for an unobstructed view of my quarry.  But no sooner did I pop into her view than the protective moose decided "Enough!"  Instantly she came at me like a freight train and there was no conveying my benign intent to her. 

Now my accomplices still had our canoe against the shore, but they had "seen the movie," and almost as fast as the moose charged, they pushed off to embark for safer waters, presumably in case she didn't stop at the edge of the island.  So when I leaped, intending to enter my refuge via a technique never discussed in canoe-safety literature, the craft had launched in exit mode.  Thus, I was too late to connect with my target and ended up with an Olympic-class leap into the frigid lake.  In retrospect, had my companions not fled, surely we all would have tested the water temperature that day.

Thankfully, upon seeing danger suddenly disappear over the bank and thus satisfied she had fulfilled her maternal duty, Ms moose broke off her charge and returned to her calf.  Meanwhile, after my being extracted from the lake, we decided perhaps this was not my big chance after all.

However, being a slow learner, several years later I spotted a cow and calf moose on a brushy mountainside in Denali National Park.  OK, I figured, I won't surprise her since there was nothing higher than my knees for camouflage so I'll just start walking slowly towards her.  If she decides she doesn't want us to commune in peace, she'll just move away.  Wrong!  I was still at what I considered a safe distance from her when she decided I was infringing on her personal space.  She lowered her head and charged.  Oh my, that "safe distance" evaporated in a flash and she was still coming.  I decided I would really rather be back down the mountain after all and set off to try to break the speed record for fastest human on earth.  But the footing lacked any semblance of levelness and within seconds I fell flat on my face.

That's when my Guardian Angel intervened.  Upon seeing her threat reduced to a flattened lump on the ground, the moose broke off her charge and returned to her calf.

Now I had two lessons under my belt, lessons I would eventually put to good use.  While working as a game (wildlife) biologist in Anchorage, we received a call one winter day.  A moose had wandered into some kind of scrap metal salvage yard and the owners couldn't get it out.  "Help!"

Reaching the scene, sure enough, the moose could not be herded from the yard to an open gate.  We got her close, to within sight of it, but had reached a standoff.  That's when I remembered my experiences.  The moose was pretty agitated by then so -- maybe.  Creeping out of sight through a maze of metal shipping containers, I navigated to a spot behind a container between the moose and the open gate.

Then I popped out in front of the moose and resurrected a childhood, naah naah naaah cry.  Instantly she charged towards me -- and the gate.  At the last second I ducked back behind the container as she roared past and continued on through the gate and hopefully safety -- at least as much as an urban moose in Alaska can realize.  Whew.  Such were the kind of successes a wildlife biologist in Alaska can achieve.

 

I've been close to moose on other occasions.  For a short period of time I tried commuting about 40 miles between Wasilla and my office in Anchorage.  Then one day the highway presented nothing but a sheet of glare ice as slick as bacon grease in a frying pan -- when sane drivers apparently opted of a second cup of coffee that morning.   As I crept along in my tiny red Datsun, a moose suddenly burst off the road's shoulder and onto the then two-lane highway.  Instinctively I hit the brake.  Now remember instructions from your driver's ed instructor when you were a teen-ager.  Yep, in an instant my car was traveling sideways down the highway in hot pursuit of the moose which had selected the same escape route.  Sliding sideways out of control down the highway at the identical speed as the moose, I remember looking out the side window of my car at her huge rump almost close enough to tickle as we "cruised" down the roadway in virtual lock-step.  Eventually she exited the road and I came to a stop, but as I crept on, I decided this commute might not be my best idea after all.

Lacking any digital photos from that era, I'm attaching to this blog some of Kären's images of Alaskan moose family relatives, Sitka black-tailed deer.

A deer encounters a corvid after swimming

across wrangell Narrows.

A doe supports cleanliness in America.

Looks can be deceiving.  Six legs and...?

Snack time!  This is the shot I wanted to get of a moose.

What!  Nobody's charging.

Closer than I want to be with a moose

I said moose, not goose.  Sorry.

Guess I'd better quit.

Our Summer Guests

 A new sound woke me up around 3 AM one day this summer -- kind of like children rapidly banging rocks together, but faster -- a clacking sound that you can hear by Googling great blue heron chicks.  The youthful herons clack their bills together whenever mom or dad approach their nest to deliver a tasty piscine meal -- in this case looking like B-52 bombers gliding past our living room window and into a tree in our back yard. 

The adult herons captured the meals along the shoreline of Wrangell Narrows, only 100 yards or so from our doorstep.   Thus, commuting made them frequent fliers over our yard.  As they entered our air space they would let out a single squawk and clacking from the nest immediately erupted to return the greeting.

What a treat!.  In fact it wasn't just one nest, but two in the forest sanctuary we protect behind our home.  As far as we know a pair began nesting there last year, but they set up housekeeping at the far end of the woods so Kären only discovered them during an "explore."  But this year, one pair built a nest in full view of our yard.

Thus, most mornings from mid May until mid July I awakened to find Kären sitting in a chair she positioned close to our house where she could get a good view of the action.  Of course this action precipitated inaction on our part.  We didn't mow the lawn so as not to disturb our "tenants" and towards fall Kären's deer herd either trampled or ate most of the rest of the lawn.  What a deal!

Below are a few of the (probably over a thousand) photos Karen took this past summer.

These pre-historic looking and sounding birds behind our house seemed out-of-place.

How many do you count?  It looks like not everybody is accounted for.

So does a heron swallow it's food up or down?

Did you knock?  Notice the black "caps" on the chick as compared

to the adults in the last couple of images

Eventually this nest got pretty crowded with five "babes."

Moving out, it's a big job taking care of feathers.

Testing the wings.  Notice it's short bill perfect for clacking.

Parental duty -- off to find a fish.

Success!  Food for the family.

The goodies are plentiful in Wrangell Narrows.

Soon it will be winter when fishing is tough.

We pray for good luck for our family. 

Wait a minute.  These aren't herons!

Sorry, I got confused.  Our neighbor's ducks wandered into

the ponds in our yard.

Karen's Aura

Karen connects with critters.  Encountering virtually any pooch during her frequent walks, it will "melt" in her presence.  She constantly hears "Grizz," or whatever the usually wary or shy dog's name is, "never does that for anyone.  Never!"  Karen's an "animal whisperer" and their 6th sense "reads" it.  That's why she gets such natural photos of everything from bears to slugs to, well, greater yellowlegs.

And so, during a recent outing, Karen heard a racket.  The source: a raucous handful of crows, the creaky door-hinge screech of a bald eagle and frantic alarm cries from two greater yellowlegs, a shorebird that nests in our local muskegs.  Aha, thought Karen, a photo op.  

Slogging towards the sound through the muskeg she discovered the three vocal species in trees bordering a small pond while three naive fledgling yellowlegs set about their daily chores among the sedges surrounding the pond.  This scenario's natural progression might have been the eagle would swoop down to kidnap one of the young yellowlegs.  With dinner secure in the eagle's talons, the crows would charge forth in a well orchestrated attempt to appropriate the raptor's feast for their own dining pleasure while the adult yellowlegs vocalized extreme displeasure as they pursued in a futile rescue mission. 

But a guardian angel arrived to change the narrative.  And that angel, Karen, had neared the yellowlegs family.  In such situations frantic yellowlegs, being vigorous defenders of their nests and fledglings, dive bomb to within inches of we humans with incessant no trespassing warnings that make us duck or perhaps consider donning a World War I helmet for safety.  Always.

Instead, these adult yellowlegs quieted down, surveying the action from trees as the crows and eagles lingered in "theirs."  Somehow those extremely protective shore birds sensed Karen was an ally.  I can be the distance of three end to end football fields (with the end zones tacked on) from a yellowlegs nest or chick and I'm going to be under siege.

Karen stealthily inched forward to where she could clearly see the entire family.  Reaching perhaps the length of a bowling alley from the birds, she sank down into the muskeg with sundew practically towering above her, and paused.  Wait a minute!  There are no bowling alleys in muskegs or football fields nor can Karen hide behind a sundew plant.  Sorry about that!

There she waited next to the yellowlegs brood while no warning calls, no threatening dive bombing -- just silence prevailed.  Soon one of the birds waded towards Karen and the frustrated predators exited stage left while Karen, now adopted by the family, seemed no more threatening than a blueberry. 

Karen writes, "It was an experience I will never forget, watching the interactions of three fledglings splash with great abandon, water droplets flying everywhere.  They dunked their whole body under and bobbed to the surface, only to repeat, shimmering in the golden sunlight, paddling close to one another while the third bird preened and closed it's eyes." 

Yes Karen's "aura" once again reigned and something that "never happens," happened -- or doesn't it?  Today she reflects on the time when a mother hoary marmot on a wild ridge in the Yukon left Karen to babysit her playful pups while mama scampered off to another ridge to gather "hay."   But, that's another story.

The pond

A watchful parent

There's no way Karen can hide behind this long leaf sundew!

Is this what pecking order means?

That lady looks pretty funny from this point of view

A bird needs to be careful when stretching because...

A lesson in health care:  Remember that blade of sedge from the last photo?

Wait a minute!  How can a bird have such long legs?

Better look again.

Bath time.  Karen wanted to join in.

Is this nap time or are "we" preening?

Or could this be nap time with the ultimate feather pillow?

What! Is this fledgling scratching with its wing?

And so we'll end with this image of two innocents that 

never knew how their Guardian Angel saved them.

End of the Age of Innocence

We were officially welcomed to the New Age by an algorithm.  No humans are necessary in this new world.  For several days I had been deleting admonishments from some outfit I had never heard of called Meta -- that I was supposed to do something with a number Mr. Meta sent. Having been repeatedly warned about scams, there was no way I was going to respond to this Meta guy.  I deleted all of them as they arrived.  But on the last one, just as it faded from my computer screen I noticed something about accessing Facebook from Houston and then it was gone.  Ooh, what was that about?  Better check our Facebook page, maybe change the password.

Too late!  It turns out we had been booted from Facebook for “not following their community standards.”  What?  Maybe three months before I had posted some photos of birds Karen had taken on a local birders website.  That’s it.  Period!  Oh my, Facebook has weird standards — or — had we been hacked?

OK, just to be safe, I attempted to change our password and appealed getting booted off. Mr. Meta only responded that that I could appeal.  Wait — that’s what I was doing.  So I appealed once more and again, Mr. Meta informed I could appeal. I soon discovered after more attempts with the identical result, when you correspond with Facebook you aren’t dealing with a living being — only an algorithm.  Welcome to the New Age.

And if a Facebook algorithm decides you’re guilty, you are guilty.  End of discussion.  For a month the algorithm advised me that I had 30 days to appeal.  So I wrote a heartfelt description of the sum of Karen’s and my mostly inactivity on Facebook in modern history and sent it off.  It was so heartfelt I was sure it would bring tears to Mark Zuckerberg’s eyes.  Immediately the algorithm responded that I needed to condense my protest into the words which it supplied: “appeal decision” and press enter.   Mr. Zuckerberg wasn’t interested in my reasons.  If I didn’t hear back, his algorithm judged me guilty with no further appeal process.  An internet search suggested ways to find a real human that must be on Facebook’s payroll, but each one lead to the same algorithm.  A hacker had shot me out of the proverbial saddle and I can’t even ride a horse.

But, I’ve digressed from my intent in this blog.  Within a couple of days, an email, perhaps related to the above described hack, arrived.  Someone wanted what amounted to millions of dollars from me in bitcoins in exchange for removing something from the internet.  Nonsense of course, but wait — to prove it was real, the hacker provided the password for our email account — a password which I had just changed two days earlier when we realized our Facebook account had been hacked.  Whoa.  Somebody was seriously into our internet presence.  He also claimed to have all sorts of bogus info and pictures of Karen and me that didn’t exist.  However, knowing how pictures can be altered on computers, that didn’t matter.  My body could be made to look like a donkey in a clown suit and some people would believe it.   

I deleted the email without even reading the entire thing.

From that day on, internet life became somewhat of a time-consuming enemy to be reckoned with on a daily basis.  First I began changing our passwords and removed the list of them I kept on our computers.  We took our computers to Homeport Electronics (the good guys in my tales of woe) to be checked for malware and viruses.  Clean — except for the fingerprints on the screen.

It seems we’re getting scam and phishing emails on a more frequent basis including on my cell phone. Now they feel more invasive, more dangerous.  I notice they seem to be more cleverly disguised and now most are coming on our cell phone.

So, here we are.  In the past year someone supposedly got our credit card, took out a $200 loan at an ATM in Petersburg and the bank claims it has no record of it while our credit card company claims it’s real and the tab’s on us.

We have cell phone service with Tracfone and when I thought I was signing up for automatic renewal on our iPhone, the ad was for a second plan so I ended up getting billed for two phone plans when Karen hadn’t made a dozen calls in five months.  Tracfone refused to refund our money.  Can’t wait for our one year contract with them to end.  I’m still working on that one.

The internet, with email and formerly, Facebook, that lets us keep in touch so easily with friends and family has taken on a sinister shadow.  We mourn the loss of the age of innocence in our daily lives.   

The lesson should be, get away from this addiction with technology and get back to those activities I, so enjoyed before this invasion in our lives.  Yes, for sure.  Just as soon as I track our last order from Amazon.

Perhaps a few of Karen's photos that didn't make it in our 2024 calendar will relieve the stress reading the above induces.

Courting Barrow's goldeneye drakes doesn't seem to impress his "lady."

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Song Sparrow with feast of wild celery seeds.

Well-fed young raven begs for more.

Gulls "chilling" on iceberg

Pacific wren chick

Wild Celery:  Careful, it can burn when touched.

One glance from this critter and Karen turns to jelly.